Running on the shoulder of a busy highway is kind of like
wearing pants.
Sometimes you are obliged to do it, even though the
alternative seems so much better. I try to avoid both at any cost if possible.
Instead of having “no pants Fridays” like a lot of workplaces do these days (or
was that casual Fridays? I can’t remember, I only lasted til Friday at my last
job for some reason) I have been unsuccessfully trying to incorporate no pants
month into my apartment. Not only because my girlfriend is a smoke show, but
because then it’d be like Friday every single day of the month!
This morning I nearly had to bite the bullet and just do it
(run on the highway that is, I haven’t worn pants since I got home). Last night
I decided I would make todays run from Goderich to Clinton, and snagged a lift
as Michelle drove to work this morning. Along the highway, the two towns are
about 19kms away. That’s a decent run in itself, but choosing the direct route
I was not only afraid of getting hit by a truck full of pigs or cement or
something I was also afraid of falling asleep due to monotony (which is not a
good thing to do in zero degree temperatures on the side of a boring highway).
I’ve always had a hate-hate relationship with highways, ever
since spending days and days on the never-ending Hume Highway (the dirty dirty
Hume if you will). Sometimes there’s great views, or a reason to run along a
highway from time to time for sure, but with a countless line of cars whizzing
by your ear as you try and have a nice run is a buzzkill, and I try to avoid them
at all costs. I’d rather be out in the bush, or along the beach, or rural
roads, with as little distraction as possible-running is meant to be fun after
all. I’m a fan of the saying “it’s my way or the highway”, not because I’m some
stubborn bad-ass or anything (well I’m that too), just because highways suck!
I found an alternative, if only I was willing to up my run
distance from 19km to 28km. Deal! Instead of following the direct and busy highway
heading southeast the whole time, I could stay on the back roads. In these
rural farmland parts of south western Ontario, the vast majority of roads are
in a grid, either heading north-south, or east-west (more or less). The roads
intersect each other at exactly every 1.25 miles. When referring to where
someone lives, let’s say, Billy, it’s normal for you to hear “Billy’s house is
on the next mile-and-a-quarter”. Or “go for two mile-and-a-quarters and turn
left and you’ll get to Billys”. Normal that is, unless Billy doesn’t actually
live there…then you’ve been led on a wild goose chase and your friends are
jerks for giving you false information. It works out nicely doing the maths,
because 1.25 miles is bang on 2kms, so doing a loop of a country block will net
you an 8km run. Going an extra mile-and-a-quarter up before looping, will be a
12km run. Nice for maths, but not nice for mental stimulation.
Anyway, the main highway from Goderich to Clinton is one of
those few roads that buck the trend and slices its own unique diagonal path
right through the boring grid of rural roads. This meant that if I was to avoid
the highway, yet travel in its south-easterly direction, my path would be south
for 1.25 miles, then east for 1.25 miles, then south for 1.25 miles, then east
for 1.25 miles, etc etc. all the way home, which in itself is a little bit boring…but
at least I was less likely to end up as roadkill, and if I was it would be from
a tractor or Combine, rather than a truck, which would be a cooler engraving on
my epitaph.
While in the freezing cold at 8am this morning, I might have
temporarily thought differently, but now, sitting in the comfort of my pantless
home, it was definitely worth adding 9km to my morning run.
My run this morning, showing the lengths I'll go to avoid the highway
Not sure what the 1% of highways I like is yet, but I'm a benefit-of-the-doubt kinda guy
Directions I wrote out for the run in case I got lost...probably could have done without them and just got clued on to the pattern
The grid-like roads of Huron County. What does this mean for runners? BOOORRRRIINNNGG!!!
Back home to pantsless Tuesday!!!
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